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Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.