To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. —-Reba McEntire Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. —-Charles Schulz The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. —-George Carlin Life is not a static thing. [...]
Don’t take life to seriously. No one gets out alive. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.—- Oscar Wilde I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work. —-A. E. Matthews What a wonderful life I’ve had! I [...]
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. —Truman Capote Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. —–Mahatma Gandhi True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always [...]
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. —-Will Rogers Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon. ——-Woody Allen When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands [...]
You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.” —-Dorothy Parker When life gives you [...]
If I had known I was gonna live so long, I would have taken better care of myself. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. —–Ashleigh Brilliant The cost of living’s going up, and the chance of living’s going down. —-Flip Wilson Life is like [...]
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!! Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then figure out how to sell it for $5.00 a glass. John Woodman Trouble is part of your life – if you don’t share it, you don’t [...]
Death is a once in a lifetime experience. There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. Theodore Rubin There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything [...]
What a wonderful life I”ve had! I only wish I”d realized it sooner. Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or behaving like one. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?—- H.L. Mencken Sometimes I think the [...]
Life is just one damned thing after another. Erbert Hubbard Always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. anonymous Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right. Unknown author Life is like an onion; you [...]