Funny Marriage Quotes
In order to sustain happy married life, it important for both of partners to take some time out from their busy schedule and spend some quality time together. Not only it helps you in keeping your relationship fresh and exciting but also makes the relationship grow fonder and more cherished.
Here are few funny Marriage Quotes to have few chuckle and giggles together with your spouse. These quotes are good to get rid of routine stress of life. Although these quotes are funny yet they contains dash of wisdom. So grab your partner and do some reading.
They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.
Mae West
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
Lord Byron
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther
One advantage of marriage it seems to me is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Judith Viorst
Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
The poor wish to be rich. The rich wish to be happy. The happy wish to be married. The married wish to be dead.
Ann Landers
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
Colin Chapman
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel.
Leonardo Di Vinci.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
Minnie Pearl
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
Marriage isn’t supposed to make you happy. it’s supposed to make you married.
Frank Pittman