Funny Car Quotes
Funny car Quotes can significantly enhance the appearance of your car. Here, in this page, I have collected some of the best Funny Car Quotes and sayings which you can use to place on your car. Here we go.
A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry. —— Anonymous
Life Is An Ice Cream Enjoy It Before Melts
Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson
Don’t brake until you see god, then brake like hell.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. —-Carl Gustav Jung
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. —Carol Burnett
Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
Racing is Life…Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.
Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…
Pardon my driving, I’m reloading.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. —-Steven Wright
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme. – Mark Twain