Dumb And Dumber Quotes
Everyone who loves comedy movies must watch dumb and dumber. The movie is full of fun moments which are sure to make you burst with laughter. The jokes embedded in the movie are able to create ripples of laughter.
In this page, I have collected some of the best “Dumb and dumber Quotes” which will definitely make you laugh out loud and give you a glimpse of this funny movie.
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.
You are one pathetic loser.
Life’s a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you’re chewin on a burger, and the next minute you’re dead meat.
Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
Anybody who can remember when “boobs” meant “the dumb kids” surely qualifies for middle age.
Lloyd, I can’t feel my fingers, they’re numb!
Harry! You’re alive! And you’re a horrible shot!
You know, I don’t really recall. Starts with an S! Let’s see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I just figured she was a ragin’ alcoholic.
You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! Now we don’t have enough money to get to Aspen, we don’t have enough money to get home, we don’t have enough money to eat, and we don’t have enough money to sleep!
I said, “Do you love me?” and she said, “No, but that’s a really nice ski mask.
You know what I’m sick and tired of, Harry? I’m sick and tired of having to eke my way through life. I’m sick and tired of bein’ a nobody. (pause) But most of all,… I’m sick and tired of havin’ nobody.
Hey, chicks love it. It’s a shaggin’ wagon.
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
I got worms! That’s what we’re going to call it. We’re going to specialize in selling worm farms. You know like ant farms. What’s the matter, a little tense about the flight?
Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
Nice set of hooters you got there.
We got no food, no jobs… our PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
Lloyd: Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere?
Mary: How’d you guess?
Lloyd: I saw your luggage, then when I noticed the airline ticket I put 2 and 2 together.
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