Funny Anniversary Quotes
Anniversary is celebration of love and trust. You are reaching the new year of a marriage. It’s time to recollect all the happy moments and memories of last year. It is perhaps the best occasion for couples to show their feelings of love, care and affection towards each other.
Why not celebrate this great occasion of love and romance with funny anniversary quotes. Funny anniversary quotes are nice way to continue the happiness and joy when celebrating anniversary. Below are some of the best anniversary quotes to fill this excited occasion of love with fun, humor and, of course, romance.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. —Abraham Lincoln
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. —-Mignon McLaughlin
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret —-Henry Youngman
There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to your loved one.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. —-Dr. Seuss
I will not love u 4 the rest of your life, but 4 the rest of my life.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!—- Anonymous
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. —Anonymous
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. — Oscar Wilde
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. —-Benjamin Franklin
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? —–Unknown
Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life. —Aphra Behn
Are we not like two volumes of one book? —-Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. —–Socrates
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. —-Phyllis Diller
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. — Christopher Morley
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means. —-George Burns
Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. —-Zelda Fitzgerald
We have changed over the years, but the sparkle in your eyes is as bright as ever, and my love for you is even stronger.
Thanks for stopping by and reading these Funny Anniversary quotes. I hope you have enjoyed reading them and found one for your love. Feel free to submit your favorite funny anniversary quotes or sayings in the comment section below.