Top 25 Funny Quotes About Love

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Whether you want to bring smile to your beloved’s face or want to fill your heart with romantic thoughts and words or want to flirt with your girlfriend or boyfriend or just want to ease out of muggy situations of love, You’ll find our collection of Top 25 Funny Quotes About Love helpful.

You can also share your favorite Funny Love Quotes by leaving your comment below. So without wasting any time, here is my collection of Best 25 Funny Quotes about Love that will definitely leave you in good spirits.

  1. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down. —-Woody Allen
  2. There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. —–Melanie Griffith, Milk Money
  3. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. —-Samuel Johnson
  4. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. (Charlie Brown)
  5. I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them. —-Mae West
  6. A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says…What is this, a joke?
  7. Behind every successful woman…is a basket of dirty laundry. —-Sally Poe
  8. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? —-Lily Tomlin
  9. Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously; And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company. —-Anonymous
  10. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. —-Albert Einstein
  11. I don’t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.
  12. You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. ——Melanie Clark
  13. Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. —–Anonymous
  14. Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.- Alan Watts
  15. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. —–Agatha Christie
  16. The couple that fights the most is the one most in love… it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. —-Shawna Waltemyer
  17. I used to think you were awesome. But now I just kind of think you’re a jerk.
  18. It was just funny 2 me dat some of our leaders would take dat much time & energy 2 dismiss something dat was luvd by so many of our people.
  19. Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. —-Rita Runder
  20. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. —Agatha Christie
  21. Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
  22. Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it. —Josh Billings
  23. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – —–Henry Youngman.
  24. To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. —– David Viscott
  25. We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. —Anonymous

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One Response to “Top 25 Funny Quotes About Love”

  1. Elisabeth A. (Lisa) Loan Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 4:20 am

    Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

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