Funny Friendship Quotes
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Clifton Fadiman
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
Jane Austen
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Fr. Jerome Cummings
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Ann Richards
Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.
Truman Capote
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.
Esther M. Clark
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
P.D. James
Your friends will know you better in the first minute they meet you than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.
Richard Bach
I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
Mark Twain
To look almost pretty, is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain the first fifteen years of her life, than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.
Jane Austen
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
Anonymous
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
Euripides
Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.
Lord Burleigh
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.
Colette
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.
Anonymous
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Helen Keller
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
C.S. Lewis
A real friend is someone who you can sit in complete silence with and still walk away feeling like you just had the best conversation of your life.
Anon
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
Muhammad Ali
Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe unto him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.
Bible
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
Ali ibn-Abi-Talib
Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
Baltasar Gracian
Where youth and diffidence are united, it requires uncommon steadiness of reason to resist the attraction of being called the most charming girl in the world.
Jane Austen
Friendship is possible only because people do not say to your face the things they say behind your back.
The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Jane Austen
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown
A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
true friends are like butt cheeks… crap seperates them, but they always come back together.
Celebrities walk on the red carpet because they are famouse… bbut me and my friends walk on tiolet paper because we are the shit.
True friend is someone who care without expectation.
Friends are like a pair of beautiful shoes that when you wear them you feel marvelous! Even though they pinch your toes. by fabiola ramirez
Friendship is like peein your pants…everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmness it brings
Friendship is not like your keys where you loose them and cant find them; friendship is like having a trained dog, where as if you loose them you call there name and they come running.
Friends are like walls, they’re always there when you need something to lean on!
friends are like notes. sometimes u wanna throw them in the trash other times u smile when u realize u still em
If you die with one real friend…. you’re a rich person….
Friends are like eagles, one minute they may be soaring, and the next there plucking your eyes out.