Funny Life Quotes Page 3
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Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then figure out how to sell it for $5.00 a glass.
John Woodman
Trouble is part of your life – if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
Dinah Shore
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
Crowfoot
Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? —-George Bernard Shaw
On life’s journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him. —Buddha
Life is something that everyone should try at least once. —Henry J. Tillman
life is the only thing you cant get out of alive.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
It s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It’s possible; you can never know that the universe exists only for me. If so, it’s sure going well for me, I must admit.
Bill Gates
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
I felt more than ever the necessity of my mission. But I went home out of spirits, I hardly know why. I must work by myself all life long.
Elizabeth Blackwell
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
M. K. Gandhi
Racing is Life…Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.
Life Is An Ice Cream Enjoy It Before Melts.
Life’s a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you’re chewing on a burger, and the next minute you’re dead meat.
If life gives you lemon throw ‘em at peoples.
Life is full of surprises. Just say “never” and you’ll see.
Because life is short, it’s wise to make it broad.
Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work. JIHAD, Clive Barker