Funny Life Quotes Page 4
If I had known I was gonna live so long, I would have taken better care of myself.
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. —–Ashleigh Brilliant
The cost of living’s going up, and the chance of living’s going down. —-Flip Wilson
Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out. —-Moms Mabley
Experience is a terrible teacher who sends horrific bills. —-Unknown.
I have lived in the world just long enough to look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. —Josh Billings
If I had my life to live over again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.–Tallulah Bankhead.
No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown
Life is but a connection of short lasting good moments tied together by long lasting misery. —-Wietse Wiels
In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. —-Joey Adams
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. —–Charles Schulz
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. —-Muhammed Ali
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!!
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