Funny Life Quotes Page 5
Posted by :Manish Kapoor Total Comments: No comments yetYou’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.” —-Dorothy Parker
When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. ——Oscar Wilde
You’re alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. —-Barbara Hall
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, ”Maybe life isn”t for everyone.
Life is a roller-coaster. Try to eat a light lunch.
David Schmaltz
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t. —-Richard Bach
In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular. —-Kathy Norris
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids. —–Composed Catastrophe
God is nothing more than a comedian performing in front of an audience that is to afraid to laugh. —–LITTLE MISS FREAKING SUNSHINE
Steak is something which has clearly died for my sins, and should therefore be utterly worshipped. With roasted potatoes and a good gravy.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. —-Mark Twain
Life is all screwed up without friends.
Unknown
You can get all A’s and still flunk life.
Anonymous
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Unknown
You must laugh, at least as much as you cry, just for balance.
Remember when life’s path is steep to keep your mind even.
Horace
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. —– Yiddish proverb
I’ve been doing some research — in real life there is no algebra.
Audrey, “Twin Peaks”
The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life gets after the hell is over.
Ernest Hemingway
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
Thomas Hood