Funny Life Quotes Page 8
Posted by :Manish Kapoor Total Comments: No comments yetWhat a wonderful life I”ve had! I only wish I”d realized it sooner.
Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or behaving like one.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?—- H.L. Mencken
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Someone said to Voltaire, “Life is hard.” Voltaire replied, “Compared to what?
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.—-John Barrymore
The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. —-Abraham Lincoln
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. — Lou Erickso
Attack life, it’s going to kill you anyway. —–Steven Coallier
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. —-Author Unknown
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. —–A. A. Milne
Life isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and go for broke. —-Eliot Wiggington
Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first. —- Benjamin Franklin
I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it’s a short journey. I will go out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life. —-Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. —Coco Chanel
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. —-Elbert Hubbard
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein
Life is messy. Love is messier. – Catch and Release
Life is hard. After all, it kills you. —-Katharine Hepburn
When life gives you chocolates and a rose, you know life is trying to score with you.