Funny Life Quotes Page 9
Don’t take life to seriously. No one gets out alive.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.—- Oscar Wilde
I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work. —-A. E. Matthews
What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.
Life is full of disappointments, and I’m full of life!
Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing. —-Yiddish Proverb
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. —–Andy Rooney
To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you’re wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation. —Clint Eastwood
Life is the only thing you can”t get out of alive.
Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others. — Winston Churchill
May your life be like toilet paper… Long and useful.
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. —Samuel Butler
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. —-Josh Billings
We need to know ourselves better so that we can realize what we really want in our life. I think that the first condition for a person to be in a successful relationship is to be happy with the person he or she is, in other words to love themselves. —-Tarkan Quotes
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