Funny Life Quotes Page 10
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. —-Reba McEntire
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. —-Charles Schulz
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. —-George Carlin
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. —–Everett McKinley Dirksen
Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it. —-Christopher Morley, “Thunder on the Left”
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.—- Carl Sandburg
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. —- Jeff Marder
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. —-John Lennon
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. —-Christopher Morley
It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. —–Edna St. Vincent Milly
Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep. —-Fran Lebowitz
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. —-Shunryu Suzuki
Roshi No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. —Sholom Aleichem
Sometime life can serve you surprises, just when you think you are honest. —-Rodney Dangerfield
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