Funny Life Quotes Page 10
Posted by :Manish Kapoor Total Comments: 1 comment so farTo succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. —-Reba McEntire
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. —-Charles Schulz
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. —-George Carlin
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. —–Everett McKinley Dirksen
Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it. —-Christopher Morley, “Thunder on the Left”
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.—- Carl Sandburg
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. —- Jeff Marder
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. —-John Lennon
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. —-Christopher Morley
It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. —–Edna St. Vincent Milly
Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep. —-Fran Lebowitz
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. —-Shunryu Suzuki
Roshi No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. —Sholom Aleichem
Sometime life can serve you surprises, just when you think you are honest. —-Rodney Dangerfield
A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
He’s turned his life around. He used to be miserable and depressed, now he’s depressed and miserable.
David Frost
He’s proof that there’s life after death.
Mort Sahl
Desire is half of life, indifference is half of death.
Kahlil Gibran
When life gives you lemons throw them at the people you despise.
The meaning of life is that it stops.’ – Franz Kafta
Life is like an orange; no matter how carefully you peel it, you always get squirt in the eye. —- Unknown
Life is too important to be taken seriously. —– Oscar Wilde
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. —-Unknown
The 6 p’s of life prior planning prevents piss poor progress