Funny Love Quotes
Here are some Famous Funny Love Quotes to bring smile on your face.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. —Anonymous
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. —-Helen Rowland quotes
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. —-Woody Allen
It was just funny 2 me dat some of our leaders would take dat much time & energy 2 dismiss something dat was luvd by so many of our people.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. —-Ingrid Bergman
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.” – Woody Allen, Love and Death
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down. —–Woody Allen
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. —-Socrates.
The opposite sex is the most dangerous
and addictive drug out there,
but the high is unlike anything else.
just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was ‘You’ll never find anyone like me again!’ I’m thinking, ‘I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?’ —-Anonymous
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that. —Steve Martin.
I don’t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies. —-Vincent Gallo
Wake me up when you come back,
Until then I’ll be waiting for you,
Until then I’ll be dreaming about you.
When you pulled me hard into your arms, i tried to fight you off, i tried to remember how many times i cried, but then you told me to shut up and kissed me with a reason, with sensations, damn how is it i cannot say no to you..
I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another. —- Bourget
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. – Dorothy Parker
Whenever i look at my palms, i wonder which of these funny, criss-cross lines made me so lucky to have met you!
My Heart Misses A Beat
Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers
Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me
Pink For You
December 12th, 2009 at 4:31 am
I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies. —-Vincent Gallo
~this is great and so true people are CREEPY but when you find that one person you can be creepy with that is when you love some one ;]
April 3rd, 2010 at 2:57 pm
a proof that experience is of no use……..is too good , true and awsum ……..true we decide nvr to fall in love again but atlast again v do the same…….funny but it can't be avoided how much hard u may try!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 4th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
A proof that experience is of no use…. is cool and quite true too….Bourget
April 4th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
I don’t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies. —-Vincent Gallo
This one is soooo funny lol